The names in this post have been changed to protect the guilty.
Okay. I don’t really know the names, but I wouldn’t want anyone’s feeling to get hurt.
I follow a lot of agent & publisher blogs and catch random facebook posts & tweets as well. A trend lately seems to be the old “It was a dark & stormy night” beginning. I always thought the line was a joke. Snoopy immediately came to mind. Like many of us, (okay, maybe just me…) that was my 1st exposure to the phrase.
When it started to pop up here & there, of course I had to turn to the ‘all knowing’ Wikipedia:
“It was a dark and stormy night” is an infamous phrase written by Victorian novelist Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton at the beginning of his 1830 novel Paul Clifford.
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Most of my friends know I like to cuss at, I mean, dabble with my embroidery machine. I have a love/hate relationship with it. I never tried to go at it as a money maker, but I do enjoy making one of a kind things for my friends and their kids. Towels are usually my thing. A website I struggled over keeping is http://www.wishiniwasstitchin.com/ I threw it together in a hurry and never went back to make it look better. I let it lapse then hurried to keep my domain a week later. Yes, I’m very wishy-washy with it.
I belong to a lot of different embroidery sites and receive e-mails with new patterns quite frequently. When I got the “Lost in literature” e-mail, my love of my machine was renewed. I made a few things for myself right away.
The picture above is my favorite in the set. I was bored yesterday and my daughter was tired of me bugging her while she drew her latest creation. “Why don’t you go embroider something?” she said to me. I already had enough computer time & didn’t want to boot up to download a patten. I found this on a memory card & decided it was my new project after just giggling over a post about yet another submission with this line.
So here it is, writers. You can have your very own “It was a dark & stormy night” towel to remind you not to start of your WIP that way & end up immediately in the ‘reject’ pile! (Non-writers just get a very cool towel!!) Yes, I put $30 worth of stitching on a $10 towel. I have been called a freak for much less! 😉
If you want in on the drawing, just post a comment on my facebook page. http://www.facebook.com/JuneKramin If you don’t facebook, go ahead and comment here. As a matter of fact, I’ll put you in for the drawing if you post here & there – just to give you more chances! If you know someone who would get a giggle out of it – send them my way & let me know you sent them. I’ll give you another chance. I’ll send to US or Canada just ’cause I’m that kinda gal. 😉
If you comment on facebook, I can message you if you win. If not & you comment here, please make sure you give me a contact addy for you if I can’t get to your info my clicking your name. (Be sure to use [at] & [dot] to avoid spam bots!!!) I’ll run this for a week just to see how many giggles we can get!
It’s silly, but fun & I just felt like playing on a Monday! 1,2,3 Go!
Okay, I am totally down with everything here. I too loved Snoopy’s book. I even had the official copy. “It was a dark and stormy night. A shot ran out. The maid screamed. . .” And I too love to embroider on my machine! I cuss a lot at it as well. No time to sew. No time to write. Sigh. I need that towel. Very fun!!!
I’m sure we can come up with something 🙂 Gotcha down.
STALKER BUG!!! I would love to have that TOWEL! Enter me! Enter Me! 🙂
Done 🙂
Ooh Ooh! Pick me! Pick me! That towel is teh ossum!
Terri Coop
LOL… someone spends too much time with Adam! 😉
I spent a couple of days getting rid of the “filter” words, including “it was” in my latest WIP, which was 75% completed already. It was hard. It was tedious. It was…never mind.
I just saw those posts. I’ll have to check mine now. *sigh*
I love that phrase, “it was a dark and stormy night”, and thank you so much for telling me its origins. Never knew that.
And I also never knew you could embroidery with a machine! I thought it was all hand-done. Cool.
I’ll go to your FB page now.
Patti
The 1st time I saw it in action I said,”That has to put a lot of little old ladies out of work!” 🙂
Hey Girl what a great blog, well played it was 🙂
Thanks. Gotcha down, Dom 😀
Well, this is just great. Now I have to change the opening of my WIP. 🙂
Nice post June! Thanks for the smiles.
Ute
LOL… you just upped your chances of acceptance 😉
Hai!
Towels are teh oss–,
Wait, Terri beat me. 😦
Adam
Well… if you’re late to the party…. 😛
You’re down for 2, love 🙂
I love all your work, Bug. This is no different. 🙂 Great stuff.
Wish I could take credit for the design on this. I just push a button 😛
I crochet or knit, but since it takes me several years to make anything…. Well you get the picture.
Besides, I’d rather play at my computer.
However, I love the Dark and Stormy Night contest.
Followed it for a couple of years. And, yep, a terrible beginning.
I just read about that on Wiki. One of those train wreck things, me thinks! Thanks for stoppin’!
I lurve it!
The phrase + you = how could I not?
Awwww… that should count as 2 😉
can you embroider something on my new bike. 😉
i’d like a nice up you’re’s on it!
luv luv,
cray
Sure. I’ll buy the metal piercing needles just for you. When do you want me over? :e2brows:
Snoopy…my favorite character to draw when I was a girl and the name of my beloved cat who used to turn a door knob to let himself in.
A hand made item is always treasured no matter the price tag because it is made with pride and love. Even better when its made in the USA!
Thanks for stopping! Got you down for the drawing!
What’d I win?
😛
I’ll let you know! 😀
Enter me! Enter me!!! I love it!!!!
okay. That’s 2 🙂